Opel Meriva B, the end of the road for a car genre and for one of the strangest cars nobody wanted. AND to make it good all the way through, Opel has decided to make the Meriva even less attractive to anyone mentally, sexually, and spiritually challenged enough to consider an Opel Meriva B.
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Sure, you can look at the Opel Meriva B and say it’s a good-looking car and you’d be partially right. If the first Meriva was a genuine rival to the Golf Plus, the Opel Meriva B takes me to the VW Touran and then sends me straight to the toilet. But at least this was one of the last Opels made by the Americans, and it shows. But at least it has end-of-life engines, some of which have been built since the days of Ur-Zababa, and decent reliability, it just has that one big problem that cuts off your momentum.
The doors. More specifically, the rear doors don’t open like a normal car but open as “suicide doors” as the Americans say. Of course, it’s much easier to get in and out when you have doors that open like that. It’s much easier to fit a child seat when you have doors that open like that. But it would be a great shame to accidentally open the doors on the move. In fact, I think that’s the main reason why nobody makes doors like that anymore, except Americans. Ah, wait, Opel was an American company. Plus you have to explain to everyone how the doors open. If you’ve had Seat Leon or Alfa Romeo 147 or any car that has handles up on the rear window, then you know what I mean. You have to explain to people how to open the doors, and you keep explaining until you get fed up and go and open the door yourself. Every single time.
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If you disregard the fact that those doors open backward and are a potential danger to the lives of rear passengers, the Opel Meriva B remains an Opel Touran, but a more reliable one. But is there still room in this world for vans with windows like the Meriva, Zafira, Touran, Sharan, and the rest? Definitely not, because one of the first decisions the French made when they took over Opel was to pull the plug on the Meriva and Zafira. But still, if you’re looking for cheap and good cars, then it’s definitely worth taking a look at the Meriva.
Which engines do you recommend? For petrol I’ll recommend the 100hp 1.4 MPI just because it’s more reliable, but the Meriva feels best with the 110hp 1.6 CDTI diesel. Or 136 horsepower, if you can find one.
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