I promised myself I would wait and take my time for the review about the Range Rover Sport LR320, until all the wide-neck-narrow-forehead gentlemen will get bored and move on to the next motorized interventions vehicle. But it seems that this car is so good that it is immune to the passage of time. Really?
I’ve said it so many times, I’ll say it again. The Range Rover Sport L320 is one of the official cars of the 2008 crisis. Launched in 2006, the Range Rover Sport was Land Rover’s attempt to make a more affordable and good-looking car to attract more customers. A kind of commercial prostitution that worked really well for them. They took the Discovery platform because it was cheaper, gave it the name Range Rover and launched it on the Danube. And it sold, in large numbers.
It didn’t take long for the Range Rover Sport LR320 to became a serious rival to the already established X5, Q7, Cayenne and even the full fat Range Rover, especially in the world of those who wear silk shirts 2 sizes too small. They usually wear winklepickers and tight pants. They have at least 2 knives on them and walk in groups of at least 5. They don’t yield in traffic, they are the right of way. Scholars who gather night after night at the university, only instead of books they have pistols and they don’t use the chairs to sit on them, but to greet each other with them. To the face. With speed. With as much force and velocity as your daily worked muscles allow you to.
This is one of the reasons why the first Range Rover Sport caught on so well with the public with primary school education or below. It was far from reliable and very far from being cheap to run, so the slogan “Range Rover is only bought new and driven strictly with valid warranty” has been true since 2005. In fact, if I sit and pick my bottom and think about it, I don’t know if the Range Rover Sport is any cheaper to run than the normal, full fat Range Rover.
So the prices fell like a student after drinking 5 shots of B52 and that allowed pretty much every chav to buy one on the used market. He kept it and drove it until the first major repair, after which he sold it to another, less pretentious chav. And it went down on this spiral and now in 2023 you practically have a good chance of buying what’s left of a Range Rover Sport LR320.
Petrol
Diesel
2.7 TDV6 of 190 horsepower – The most popular engine for the Range Rover LR320. Which is not so great because this engine is notorious for reliability issues. Yes, it’s the same Peugeot-sourced 2.7 HDi which is not necessarily bad, but in the case of the Range Rover Sport some parts have been placed lower in the engine and, just like when you move your organs there will be problems. In this case, the oil pump, the timing chain may fail and ultimately the crankshaft will snap. It usually happens in this order and they will go for a walk together to the junkyard. The engine is deader than the last victim who did not pay his debts on time.
3.0 TDV6 of 211, 245 and 258 horsepower – Same engine, but bigger. Pass. Shame.
3.6 TDV8 of 272 horsepower – Yes. The most reliable diesel on the Range Rover Sport and on the Range Rover. It has no specific issues, but if the turbos go out you can throw the car in the trashcan. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does it will be the end of the car. Basically, it’s like when you drink beer and eat melons. You don’t know when it will happen, but when it will hit you, you’ll know…
Good car, if you can afford to properly run it. And that was the problem with most of the owners, because the average council housed could not afford to maintain it properly. They just bought the car as it was and drove it until the crankshaft snapped. They didn’t even bother chaning the oil. And then bought another engine from breakers, which can also fail at any moment. So you will buy what is left of a Range Rover Sport. But as long as the car is working, that is 2 weeks a year, people will step aside in traffic because they will think that you are on your way to the next unfortunate person who has not paid his debts on time.
Which engines do I recommend? 5.0 supercharged, 510 horsepower V8 for petrol because all engines are excessive anyway so you might aswell go all the way. And for the diesel 3.6 TDV8 of 272 horsepower, as it’s the most reliable and was the least popular amongst those who wanted to buy an Range Rover but couldn’t afford a Range Rover..
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Your writeup is too corny. Trying so hard to sound so smart and righteous. Im disappointed because i was hoping for a good read on this very interesting vehicle. Instead, it’s a fest of annoying analogies. I hope you only write for corny stand up comedians nowadays.
Your writeup is too corny. Trying so hard to sound so smart and righteous. Im disappointed because i was hoping for a good read on this very interesting vehicle. Instead, it’s a fest of annoying analogies. I hope you only write for corny stand up comedians nowadays.